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Mix Name: 45RPM PODCASTORY 1: MORNING MIX
Label: 45RPM-Records | [45rpmMix001]
Artists: various | Compiled & Mixed by DJ IF
Keywords: Podcast Mix, Ambient, Deep House, Chill House, Minimal, Lounge, Trip-Hop, Downtempo
Time 46:23 | Bitrate 192 kbps | Size 64 mb | Released: 2009-11-15

TRACK-LIST + DOWNLOADS
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So this happens disturbingly often at my call center. I think it's because we aren't allowed to disconnect a call, even when the caller is done. We have to wait for them to hang up, so sometimes we catch the start of what they do after the call. You can't imagine some of the weird shit I hear when they think they've hung up. o_O

This particular one almost always starts off the same. I'll be helping a member with their insurance question, the call goes well. They get the answer they need, they're happy, I'm happy, I do my little "thank you and please have a good day, sir/ma'am :D" ending bit. They reply just as politely, and I wait for them to hang up. Then I hear it..

... The flush of a toilet. Much, much too loud to be from another room.

I can't help it. My expression immediately turns to DDD:, and do a little grossed-out dance in my chair. All I can think of is "Oh god, so was THAT why they sounded so forced when I asked for their ID number? o_____O" *shudder!*

Short secondhand suck/wtf from a grocery store where the name fits.

Why, WHY for any reason would you go into the men's restroom,
do number two ON THE FLOOR, wipe with your underwear, and then throw the underwear ever so gently across the seat?

The was toilet paper! There was a toilet! There was a trash can! Why?!

Inspired by machines, technology and the future. This short but sweet EP starts out with a back to back interpretation of Philip K. Dick classic theory, with some psychedelic avant-garde compositions. It then takes you into a new world, one that was inspired by the Amiga, with crisp hard hitting beats and a chip inspired bassline.
To finish off, the direction changes again into jazz influenced downtempo and nu-jazz, something not logical.
A lot of thought has gone into all these pieces, and hopefully you will enjoy them.
Fature.

Download here

REVILTV on YT just uploaded this video, hope you guys enjoy.
The ending part is so funny!
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Answering service wench.

We're not the office, I swear. We don't know why they left early. We don't know what their weekend plans are. We don't know anything that isn't sitting in the file in front of our faces, because we answer for 500 clients, and 90% of our calls are simple messages to be held for the office, or urgent medical or home-and-business disaster mitigation stuff that we dispatch ASAP. We have zero access to any stored info our clients might have, and the little bit of info we DO sometimes have is only available because the person who forwarded the lines was feeling particularly forthcoming that day.

In short, we're cheery voices responding to your phone call, and we'd rather not deal with rudenes, entitlement complexes, or offensive bullshit.

Obviously, I'm not allowed to say what I'm really thinking when I get callers who simply refuse to understand the situation, but I'm certainly tempted. That being said, we are NOT required to take abuse. People start swearing at us, or being really nasty, and we can drop the call.

( OH MY GOD WHY ARE YOU NOT HELPING MEEEEE??? WHY WON'T YOU DO WHAT I WANT??? )

dethtoll dot mid: so
dethtoll dot mid: my dad's birthday is on monday
dethtoll dot mid: he'll be 63
dethtoll dot mid: so i called him up
dethtoll dot mid: got the answering machine
dethtoll dot mid: so
dethtoll dot mid: when he gets home he'll find on his machine
dethtoll dot mid: the following
dethtoll dot mid: boop
dethtoll dot mid: you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're even older
dethtoll dot mid: you're older than you've ever been and now you're even older, and now you're older still
dethtoll dot mid: TIME
dethtoll dot mid: BWANG BWANG
dethtoll dot mid: IS MARCHING ONNNN
dethtoll dot mid: BWANG BWANG
dethtoll dot mid: AND TIME
dethtoll dot mid: BWANG
dethtoll dot mid: IS STILL MARCHING ONNNN
dethtoll dot mid: BWANG BWANG BWANG BWAH
dethtoll dot mid: happy birthday, dad!
dethtoll dot mid: *click*

READ: A quartet of baby coons chase a little girl around the mulberry bush. "POP!" goes your squees-el.

• 00:39 @SkeletonJAZZ How did you handle the shading in the Asteroid one? When I tried something similar, it was darker than it appears here. #
• 00:39 @SkeletonJAZZ And AWW, how nice of you to link me from your site. : D #
• 00:55 Why do I always feel the drive to work on stuff...WHEN I'M OUT OF FUCKIN' TIME? #
• 09:11 @SkeletonJAZZ AHHHH. I get a bit of that. I remember trying to do similar with the menus and getting less than favorable results. XD Thanks! #
• 09:24 Oh, lookit that. It's going to rain for a greater part of the week. "WELCOME BACK, DICKHEAD, NOW EAT SHIT AND DIE" said Mother Nature. #
• 09:59 @SuperPsyguy ONLY for Alan. #
• 12:03 Happy birthday, @filthy_animal! #
• 12:08 @prismaya Felt a little TOO better. #
• 12:32 You know, this should be the only drive I need: You don't work, you don't eat. How simple is that?? #
• 21:40 People have been flooding me with requests for my time, knowing how much I have to do already lately! WHAH, DO YOU ALL LOVE DISAPPOINTMENT? #
• 21:41 @Madfather ...I haven't. o_o #
• 22:05 bit.ly/4psPHI Awesome (from the character designer, by the way!) #
• 23:42 Lotta people faving my old FullMetal Alchemist print from Otakon lately. #
• 23:48 @prismaya SOOOOOOOOOOME #

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TO DO LIST: November 15th, 2009
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This is my first time posting here and I am SO GLAD that I have found this community. I need to vent before I go crazy!! ( About my roomie... )

New Edge - Leave This Earth (2009) Electronic / Trip-Hop / Breakbeat
13 ноября 2009

Country: Czech Republic
Style: Electronic / Trip-Hop / Breakbeat
Quality: 320 Kbps
Label: Ultra Vague Recordings (UVR Promo Group)

Tracklist:

1. intro
2. serious guys come back
3. sunflowers in the city
4. 3th position
5. once on a cold summer morning i dreamed...
6. the tree
7. asteria
8. birds
9. some cold white feeling
10. deadtown trip
11. subitarii
12. leave this earth
13. the victory song

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. . .If 3 men have to pin you down and cuff you to remove you from a store.

(edited to avoid wank)

I work at Telus and this customer had activated a new BlackBerry Bold on his account. However, there was a glitch in the system and his activation was delayed. This really pissed him off. He started yelling at my coworker telling her to fix it. she explained to him repeatedly that the issue was being resolved and he would have to wait.

There was nothing she could do, there was nothing else to be done, it was an issue with the network and not thew phone. He just had to wait and the network issue would be resolved in a few hours. In the mean time his old phone still worked.

This wasn't good enough. He wasn't willing to leave the store until she fixed his phone right there. At this point I could see that it was going south quickly (my coworker looked like she was about to cry) so I called mall security.

Mall security showed up and tried to talk him down and get him to leave the store. He wouldn't leave. security explained that the store is private property and that he needed to leave or they would have to remove him in hand cuffs and notify the police.

Still wouldn't leave.

Security then attempted to cuff him and he completely lost it. He started punching one of the security guards. Then another security guard jumped in to help remove him from the store. He kept fighting. He was knocking in to other customers, knocked over displays. Finally another customer jumped on him from behind and got him down on the ground and sat on his legs while a two security guards held him down and another on got his arm behind his back to cuff him.

WHAT THE FUCK?!

Get ready for another weekly selection of the best progressive trance tracks of 2009!!! Hope you all enjoy it! Only the best tracks were selected for your listening pleasure! If anyone has any requests for next weeks broadcast, please email me at nonXero@gmail.com! Thanks for tuning in! :)

1. Enmass - Avalon
2. Komytea - Professional Killers
3. Adam Nickey - Shift
4. Sylvia Tosun And Loverush UK - 5 Reasons
5. Alan Connor And Mike Melange - I Love The Sunshine (Beltek Remix)
6. Giorgio Giordano - Patagonia (Fuego Mix)
7. TV Rock Feat. Rudy - In The Air
8. Abramasi - The Way
9. Klauss Goulart - Deep Universe (M6 remix)
10. Paul Van Dyk - For An Angel (Dave Darrel Remix)
11. Boy 8-Bit - The Suspense Is Killing Me (Dada Life Guerilla F
12. Kindervater - Alone In The Darkness
13. Kid606 - Malcontinental
14. Photek - Rings Around Saturn
15. The Field - From Here We Go Sublime

Size: 45MB
Length: 48:07
Download: 1N7H3M1X20091114.mp3
Website: http://nonxero.com

Recap: I run frantically back and forth, flapping my arms and squawking, at your local Lamestop.

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tealdeer: Various Lamestop annoyances.

I work in a tea shop.

I would have said today was a pretty bad day, what with the little boy who kept kicking me while I was pouring out a Zojirushi of 208° water. And the woman who yelled at me when I told her we couldn't let her use our store computer to check her email, then patronizingly told me, "Good girl! I knew you'd eventually have a smart idea!" when I suggested she go to the Apple store up the street. And the Edward Cullens look-a-like who knocked over a display of mugs (thankfully, only one broke) and just walked away. And the man who didn't know the meaning of "personal space" or "showering". But then it got upgraded to one of the worst days I've had so far.

We have a few wooden chairs set up at the back of the store for customers who want to sit down, relax and enjoy a cup of tea. Well, someone decided to pee on one of them.

No, wait, it gets even better. I found out when I sat in the chair.